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A seat lying into the "personal space" of another passenger caused a bout of mile-high rage, when a fight broke out on a United Airlines Boeing 767 bound for Ghana from Dulles International Airport.
When the offended passenger complained that the reclining passenger seat was ‘intimately close' to his lap, a fight broke out with a slap to the head. This was followed by peacemaking flight crew and other passengers running around the cabin in an attempt to intervene. A couple of Air Force F-16 fighter jets scrambled into the night skies over Washington to accompany the plane back to Dulles airport.
The F-16 fighters "Were just following typical procedures when you have disturbances. It's pretty commonplace whenever there's an airspace violation" said U.S.A. Navy Lieutenant Commander William Lewis, spokesman for the North American Aerospace Defense Command. Exactly what the fighter jets were expected to do is an unanswered question.
The Boeing 767 dumped most of its 16,700 gallons of fuel to lighten its load, before returning to Dulles airport, where the irritable brawlers were met by Dulles Police officers.
Spokesman for the Metropolitan Washington Airports Authority, Rob Yingling told the Washington Post that "Officers determined that the incident didn't warrant pressing charges."
Tomislav Zelenovic was accused with one count of "assault by striking, beating, or wounding on an aircraft," and faced up to six months in jail and a $5,000 fine, after yanking a man's ears so hard his glasses fell off. Zelenovic had objected to the reclining seat on an American Airlines Flight in November 2010.
Now Hong Kong flight attendants are being trained in Kung Fu. They will perhaps have to deal with more than just angry passengers.
Maybe that is what was needed by Qantas crew when stowaway rats were found in the emergency medical equipment, on a Boeing 767 that was about to board its passengers.
A Qantas spokesman claimed, after the jet was grounded and the passengers transferred to another flight, "It is obviously not a common occurrence''.
Health inspectors in April 2011 discovered rodent droppings ‘too numerous to count' near a Delta Airline jet's food and drink storage area.
Following the discovery of a huge rat on board an Air Canada flight bound for London from Ottawa in February 2011, passengers were ordered off the aircraft.
In March 2010 a discovery of a colony of cockroaches in the first class section of American Airlines caused the plane to be pulled out of service.
In June 2011 a woman passenger was informed she would have to wait 5 – 10 days for a reply, after being told to apply for an online refund. She had found her Jetstar airline meal contaminated with the larvae of a beetle.
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Rick and Wendy are CEO's of YouMe Support Foundation charity that gives away non repayable high school education grants to children who will never have the opportunity to have a high school education without outside assistance.
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How To Join The Mile High Club!
Joining the Mile High Club has got to be up there with most people's wildest fantasies. Even if you're too shy, timid or scared to even contemplate it, sex on an airplane definitely has an appeal to it.
If you're really up for it and are serious about conquering airplane sex, there are a few things that you will need to really consider and think hard about beforehand if you are going to have any sort of success. Firstly, you will need a plan. A really good plan that, complete with a detailed step by step guide also has a quick abort signal or code. Air crew are well known for their vigilance against airplane sex and in addition to that, if you are caught by them, they are also very well known for taking tactical revenge against naughty passengers (ie I wouldn't' drink or eat anything they serve you in the event you are busted)
Firstly, if you're really going to give sex on a plane a whirl consider the logistics. Airplane toilets are not the most spacious of places for one, let alone two, especially if you're trying to get down and dirty. Realistically, if you don't think you'll fit, then don't try it on board. Save your fantasy for something else like sex on the beach or in the great outdoors. If you think you might just make it work, then have a dry run in your own bathroom toilet at home. It might sound outlandish, but if you really want to tick joining the Mile High Club off your list, then you might just have to do put in the necessary training to achieve your goal.
Secondly, when considering what flight to take, choose a long haul flight. A quickie really isn't going to go down well on a short haul flight crammed with families and screaming children. Wait until you are on a long flight, preferably one that is travelling over night. When the coast is clear and most people appear to be sleeping is when you will know to put your plan in to action.
If the coast is clear, choose your toilet. Avoid the toilets right down the back of the plane, as this is where most of the aircrew will be chatting or sitting while they are still on duty when everyone is asleep. Try for the toilets in the middle of the plane, or a toilet that does not have many passengers seated near it.
Enter quickly and swiftly behind each other. Your movements should be silent and fluid and not draw any attention to you. Once you are inside, there won't be any time for mucking about. So get right in there, hopefully you have thought to wear appropriate clothing for a quick and hopefully soundless sex session.
Once you have done the deed, just as quickly and quietly return to your seats. If your efforts were any good, hopefully your sex airplane session would have been just what you needed to put you right to sleep!
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